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1. do you think you look more like your mother or father?
2. if you could choose to be: a black doctor or a chinese architect?
3. let’s pretend you just gained a kitty. you have to pick a name for it starting with the letter P
4. do you mind wearing different socks in a special occasion?
5. do you think pandas run fast? 
6. what was your last meal? did you use a single fork? why?
7. have you ever licked a ginger?
8. guess obama’s blood type
9. write Maru Kaite Chikyuu with your eyes closed
10. have you ever cut your hair on your own when you were a kid?
11. ignoring stereotypes, describe how you think an alien is, even if you don’t believe in them
12. if Pinocchio had any allergy, what would it be?
13. can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?
14. ew
15. now write Maru Kaite Chikyuu backwards with your left elbow
16. do you like fishing? and hunting? and to steal the declaration of independence?
17. do you think Morgan Freeman has a scary secret? for example?
18. are japanese people real? and what about dragons?
19. what was your weirdest dream you had that you can remember?
20. do you know any blond guy who is colorblind? 
21. give these colors personalities as if they were people: magenta, white and dark green
22. speaking of bicycles, do you think your most annoying teacher already fell from one? when they were a kid or teenager?
23. is there someone behind you right now? alive or dead? 
24. are you sure?
25. so what’s the real deal with cats
26. do you hate pigeons like everybody does or do you feel sorry when they are kicked?
27. try to understand the hearing of a fish
28. when you are in a full crowd of people and there’s no one you know, do you go to your special place in your mind?
29. do you even like Captain America’s suit? i mean, come on
30. what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? do you even had one? 

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davidisbeyonce:

Your password is too weak does it even lift?

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you